November 30, 2005

It's me.

My Rob Brezny Horoscope:

"As I meditated on your immediate future, I got a vision of you making your way through an obstacle course--scurrying across booby-trapped terrains, shimmying through tunnels, climbing over barriers, leaping across ditches. Curiously, there was not the least bit of stress etched on your face. On the contrary, your eyes were wide and your expression was exultant. You seemed to regard this not as an ordeal, but as a welcome opportunity to expand your resourcefulness. "

Shimmying? Climbing? of course there's no stress on my face!

(Bad) Dream, 4

I was at school but it was located in a holler in kentucky. Still winter, though. We had an unexpected quiz which we had 4 minutes to complete, and was 20 pages long. I couldn't figure out the first question. My heart raced, I pulled my hair out, I was shaking, I was nervous and frustrated, I was wracking my brain and I still couldn't figure out the first question. Eventually I flipped to the back of the quiz and worked on the word find, but the time ran out and I couldn't even finish that. It was a terrible terrible feeling. I decided to skip my classes to study for that course, but there was a kitten that was very cute but kept mewing at me. I told it to be quiet so I could study, but he kept mewing. In my stress, I threw the kitten across the room to get it to shut up, and everyone thought I was a horrible person for it. Tufts had spent its fiftymillion dollar gift on huge monolithic T U F T S letters that they erected on the hillside. None of the money went to students.

November 29, 2005

I can't even handle it.

who thinks these things are a GOOD idea!?! Tacky Tacky Tacky

November 20, 2005


I had planned on going home for thanksgiving, but it fell through at the last minute and I've spent a large part of the day feeling disappointed. I knew better than to get my hopes up, but I did anyways. I was looking so forward to coming home, getting my batteries recharged with the land of Kentucky before pure winter sets in, to time with Ben, to time with my parents, maybe with friends of mine that are spread around the country but were returning for the Thankful day. I'm thankful for having those things to have to go home to, but I wish that I had been able to enjoy them this week.

November 16, 2005


My great grandfather, Robert Pohl, taught esperanto on the Isle of Mann after he fled Germany during WWII (he was ancestrally jewish though quaker by practice, if anything). I feel like I owe it to him to post this link to the first esperanto television channel. I didn't even know it was still kicking around anywhere.

Autoclaving Alfalfa

I've wanted to add other posts but every time I see the keep dreaming picture, I just want to leave it like that for a while. Kind of a pity that the thing that motivates me to post again so much is so ridiculous. But it's making me laugh! You've probably seen these before.....

PORN STAR NAME (first pet and street you lived on): For me, Nibbles Ormsby.

MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/grandmother on father's side first name, favorite snack): Let's see, Madeleine Fruit Leather

FASHION DESIGNER NAME (first word you see on your left, favorite restaurant): Autoclaving Alfalfa

"FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): Apoh

DETECTIVE NAME (favorite animal, name of high school): Kitty Powell-Catholic

SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Mariah Louisville

STAR WARS NAME (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name): Pohennbri or Pohennclo

YOUR TURN! Leave your favorite moniker as a comment.....